The "make anyone ugly" hat!

I had to wear one of these all day today. I never realized how one accessory could make so many people look so unattractive. This hair covering, shower cap, whatever you want to call it is truly an equal opportunity homely-making machine. If you're ever having one of those days where you're feeling a little down about your looks, I recommend you take a stroll through the operating room department at your local hospital.