Prepare to DIE

WHY NCLEX, why?

You think Gingko Biloba can hewp me with my cerebral insufficiency?

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All I do these days is study for for NCLEX, study for NCLEX, sleep, wake up, study for NCLEX, coffee, study for NCLEX, have a drink, watch Jersey Shore (don't judge me, I'm unstable!), study for NCLEX...

 

It would be more fun if I had this cute little group of nursey's to study with but I feel like I'm in siberia!!! No contact with humans, just snooki y mi cervecita.

Dear Patron Saint of Nurses...

Please help me pass the NCLEX!!!! I'm straight up loozin my shizz over here...

NCLEX is coming....!!!

I signed up for the NCLEX a few days ago. I'm so scared!!!!

Please, oh spirit of my deceased kitty, let me pass on the first try!!!

My Chicken Hez TB

Measles
Chicken pox
Herpes Zoster (shingles)
Tuberculosis



AIRBORNE PRECAUTIONS!
- Negative pressure room preferred
- Staff wear mask/respirator
- Patient wears mask when leaving room

So many urias... so little time

Oliguria -- low urine output
Anuria -- no urine output (less than 50 mL/day)! (eeek!)
Polyuria -- too MUCH urine output
Dysuria -- PAINful urination
Enuresis -- inability to control urination!! (subclasses include: nocturnal, diurnal)
Hematuria -- blizzud in yr pizzee

When I should be studying for NCLEX...

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I'm watching the Hawk Cam...

Friday Night

After 24 hours of NCLEX review spread over three days, I think I deserve a little break :)