Monday, May 30, 2011

WHY NCLEX, why?


You think Gingko Biloba can hewp me with my cerebral insufficiency?

Saturday, May 28, 2011

studystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All I do these days is study for for NCLEX, study for NCLEX, sleep, wake up, study for NCLEX, coffee, study for NCLEX, have a drink, watch Jersey Shore (don't judge me, I'm unstable!), study for NCLEX...

It would be more fun if I had this cute little group of nursey's to study with but I feel like I'm in siberia!!! No contact with humans, just snooki y mi cervecita.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Dear Patron Saint of Nurses...

Please help me pass the NCLEX!!!! I'm straight up loozin my shizz over here...

Thursday, May 19, 2011

NCLEX is coming....!!!

I signed up for the NCLEX a few days ago. I'm so scared!!!!


Please, oh spirit of my deceased kitty, let me pass on the first try!!!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sometimes Life is Happy...and Sad

Spring finally arrived...

 And graduation from nursing school was overshadowed...

...by the loss of a dear friend.

Miss you, little kitty.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

oh no you didn't



IT'S FUNNY CUZ IT'S TRUE!

Monday, May 9, 2011

My Chicken Hez TB

Measles
Chicken pox
Herpes Zoster (shingles)
Tuberculosis



AIRBORNE PRECAUTIONS!
- Negative pressure room preferred
- Staff wear mask/respirator
- Patient wears mask when leaving room

Friday, May 6, 2011

So many urias... so little time


Oliguria -- low urine output
Anuria -- no urine output (less than 50 mL/day)! (eeek!)
Polyuria -- too MUCH urine output
Dysuria -- PAINful urination
Enuresis -- inability to control urination!! (subclasses include: nocturnal, diurnal)
Hematuria -- blizzud in yr pizzee

Thursday, May 5, 2011

8 Days

Just eight more days until I graduate from nursing school. I'm really not one to toot my own horn, but I can't believe that all the YEARS of hard work, studying, blood, sweat, and tears that went into reaching this goal (that started with one Chemistry class in 2007!!!) is finally coming to an end. I'll still have to study for that pesky licensing exam and then actually BE A NURSE after next Friday, but I really can't believe that something that started as just an idea a few years ago will soon be reality! To some of my classmates our graduation next Friday isn't such a big deal, some aren't even attending the ceremony. Many of them came straight into this program after finishing their first bachelors degree already having taken the prerequisites as part of their first degree. For me it is another story and it IS A BIG DEAL! I spent three long years working and going to school at night just to get to nursing school, and now I'm finally finished.

toot toot

Monday, May 2, 2011

When I should be studying for NCLEX...

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